Hilton on King: can’t wait

(SUNDAY JUNE 24, 2007) So all the tv net’s said no to a sit down with soon to be released Paris Hilton. So the 98 year old corpse on CNN known as Larry King gets her. Even Larry’s relevance is wearing off. If this candy-coated news were worth broadcasting, the nets would have snatched it up like a crackhead at a bologna shop (that’s a “what’s up” to Last Comic Standing. I love that show and the crackhead and bologna joke was great!). But the nets passed, which mean Paris’ spotlight is so dim that not even a tard on medication to make him less tarded would even want to sit down and chat with the woman. Let’s hope she found Jesus. Or at least a lezbo in lock-up named Jesus.